hi! welcome to my blog about gran turismo 5. if you're looking for information about the game, or anything useful at all, please go some place else. i promise you nothing informative or useful to anyone will accompany any of my posts.
this blog was created because my best friend knows that i love me some driving sims, and he wanted me to blog about my experience for some fucking reason. so here we are. i have nothing better to do and if you're reading this, you don't either.
on nov. 2nd 2010 gran turismo was supposed to release. but sony quickly put an end to that. if you're a big fan of the franchise, this would not be devastating to you. you're used to polyphony and sony bending your enthusiasm for the game over the arm of a couch and fucking it in the ass with a dildo in the shape of a fist full of cash. it's just what they do. this time around, however, they've had a year long love affair with your anus, with constant videos of a seemingly finished game, with absolutely no end in sight. it is now the 15th of november and the current release date is the 24 of this month. i'm assured, by everyone i know who cares enough about video games to go to websites and read all about them, that the game is definitely coming out on this date, but i still don't believe it. am i jaded? you bet. but until that fucker is in my hands, i wont believe it. shit, amazon has had to give me free shipping twice now because sony keeps changing the release date.
so keep toying with us sony. you've killed all my enthusiasm for the game and left me in an emotional state of limbo. i just looked at my cat, and i don't care if he lives or dies. as for you readers, now a bit more depressed, look forward to posts with pictures and possibly some video in the future.
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